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11 Jan
Epic Gym Poem squats

Epic Gym Poem.

  • January 11, 2010
  • Posted by Marc Keys
Down the road, in a gym far awayA young man was heard to say"No matter what I do, my legs won't grow!"He tried leg extensions, leg curls, leg presses tooTrying to cheat, these sissy...

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